"No sir! I haven't been droppin' any eaves..."

Overhead at the coffee shop:

"The prata is Malay one," says woman in white, in Hokkien.

"Huh? Malay prata not nice leh..." says woman in green. Also in Hokkien.

First of all, the stall's Indian Muslim. And no one there looks remotely Malay. Secondly, how's Malay prata not nice? I don't get it.


Prata Snobs
Originally uploaded by Terz.

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And in the lift after we returned from dinner tonight:

"What's the term when someone kills his wife?"

"Pesticide."