terse & at large: Request Of The Day

Tuesday, September 07, 2004

"Terence, I need you to get into S****'s (male name) pants."

You know what?

No thanks. Really, not my thing, getting into some guy's pants.

At 5:47 PM, September 07, 2004, Neil said…

It's amazing what beer, slurring, and drunken-ness can get a chap to say
At 6:52 PM, September 07, 2004, Terz said…

Uh, dude. That wasn't you. And none of the parties involved were drunk then...
At 11:58 PM, September 07, 2004, Anonymous said…

Wassup dude !!!!!!
At 2:53 PM, September 08, 2004, Neil said…

Um, didn't think it was - I assumed drunk because of:

"I need to you to"

As in the double "to", which I, mistakenly, took for a drunken slur, which led me to assume beer. I assumed chap, because I assumed beer, and most beer drinkers I know are chaps.

Anyway - there's the clarification. So why did this person want you to get into some guys trousers?
At 11:12 AM, September 09, 2004, Terz said…

I had proper shoes. They needed a four-second shot of pairs of feet walking towards a piano. So I had to get into the pants of 'guy on right'.

Continuity.

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