Surreal

It is so, when, in the midst of moving your laptop from the bedroom to the living room at 1 am because you cannot sleep, the missus, who had been asleep, suddenly sits bolt upright in bed and, like a frightened bunny, goes:

"Whatareyoudoingwhatareyoudoingwhatareyoudoing?"

"Whycan'tyousleepwhycan'tyousleep?"

"[incoherent whine]"

And then flops back to bed, asleep before her head hits the pillow.