Wrong Numbers

Just got a call from someone who asked whether his camera was ready. Without preamble. Without checking to see if he'd got the correct number.

Moron.

Anyway, seeing that I've been awoken more times today than ever before, I admit I was rather curt with him (despite his being a photographer and all): "I don't know if your camera's ready. Why don't you call the correct number?"

"What's the number?"

Obviously he wasn't used to sarcasm.

Must be an engineer.